Picture Time!
So I was just chatting with my friend Genessa online and she emailed me this picture from yesteryear! She lovingly refers to it as "The Retarded Kid Picture" (and no Tyson, I'm not making fun of your brother). The summer before my mission I would wear this exact outfit all of the time because this one night I randomly put it on and my roommates were dying with laughter. I don't know if you can see it in very much detail but those are most definitely Kool-Aid suspenders! They've been in the family for years and i love them!!!
So the other day i was at the grocery story with my roommate Lauren and she asked me if I had ever had a Kong Kone. When I said no she walked directly up to the deli counter and ordered me one. i had no idea what I was getting myself into. The deli technician charged me $1.37 so I wasn't expecting much. I was talking to Lauren and then all of the sudden she says, "Mam, here ya go." When I saw this masterpiece I almost had a heart attack! I'm pretty sure it is like half a gallon of frozen yogurt. So then I proceeded to walk around the grocery store with it. The funniest part was that while I was in the produce section I ran into my friend Devin from before the mission. The first time we are reunited there I was eating a GINORMOUS ice cream cone! Well, I only made it down to about the cup before I threw it away. That is still A LOT of ice cream though. Good times!
This last picture has nothing to do with the fact that I had just gotten ready for church when it was taken. I want you all to look at it very closely. Whoever can tell me what is funny about it first will get a special surprise. Happy guessing!
The funniest part about the sunburn line was when I went to church that Sunday you could tell people noticed it but didn't feel they knew me quite well enough to mock me.